Where to fish and/or do other things

To: English.Jonny@TheCulvert

From: T.J.Brayshaw@TheCulvert

Sent: Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Subject: Where to fish and/or do other things

Dear Jonny,

Did some more scouting around over the last few days. This first stream “runs” through a local park that listed fishing as among the activities one can do there.

The pond is on the gardens of campus. It’s marked “No Fishing”. It does have fish though.

Now we’re getting somewhere. 

I found this small stream not far from home, and I'm told it has smallmouth and, perhaps more importantly, many, many carp.  It's low now, of course, but we're in a drought.  At least it has water.

Today, I found out that in about 9 minutes and 22 seconds, I can walk from my office to a very nice set of riffles and pools on the big river. I was told the fishing is pretty good here.

I would have stayed for more pictures, but I believe I interrupted a fellow pleasuring himself by the river. From a distance, I thought he was holding a fishing pole so I started to approach him to ask him if he was having any luck (with fishing). But as I got closer, it appeared as if he was holding his iPhone in one hand, and something else in the other. I politely made some noise and when I got to where he was, he’d remounted his John Deere garden tractor. He said he was a student here at the University and sometimes likes to come down to the river before work starts. I guess he works at the university garden. I suppose you can’t fault a guy who likes do jerk off while looking at the river, particularly if he does it on company time and drives there with a company vehicle.

Anyway, I’ll probably just go down there to fish.

Yours,

Brayshaw

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To: T.J.Brayshaw@TheCulvert

From: English.Jonny@TheCulvert 

Sent: Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Subject: Re: Where to fish and/or do other things

Dear T.J.,

I just revisited the picture and I see the tractor. Are you sure he was doing himself by the stream? What was on his iPhone? - A Perfect Fish, I'll bet.

The river looks great, incidentally.

Yours,

Jonny

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To: English.Jonny@TheCulvert

From: T.J.Brayshaw@TheCulvert

Sent: Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Subject: Re: Re: Where to fish and/or do other things

Dear Jonny,

I can't say for certain what he was doing.  What I know includes the following:  

He was standing by the river.  As I approached, it appeared that he held some sort of smart phone in his right hand.  His left hand appeared to be putting something (a penis?) back into the front of his athletic shorts (I emphasize this to point out that he was not putting something back into a side pocket, or zipping up.  These were athletic shorts of the type that, as far as I know, do not have a front zipper).  No fishing pole was to be seen.  He then got onto the seat of the tractor (technically, I believe it is what is called a John Deere Gator, but I think that's irrelevant to the case at hand).  When I approached closely enough to speak to him, he was sitting slightly hunched over.  This could be his normal posture, he could have had a stomach ache, etc.  It's hard to say.  It is, however, the position I would have adopted had I been trying to hide an erection.  But again, that's only one of many possible explanations.  I said "Hi", and asked him a few questions about access to the river, about how he got the tractor there, etc.  To me, he seemed either a bit reluctant to talk, perhaps a little nervous, or both. I'd have probably been reluctant to speak if I suspected somebody had seen me jerking off by the river.  But as I said before, he was also down by the river on a company vehicle and perhaps also on company time, which is probably prohibited.  And furthermore, it was the first time we'd met, so I don't really know if this is just his general personality.  We spoke a bit, then I walked further along the trail and I never looked back to see if he resumed whatever he might have been doing.

Now, I think in his defense a couple points are worth making.  First, I never actually saw a penis.  Second, even if he had been holding his iPhone in one hand and his penis in his left hand, it's plausible that he was urinating while checking his email.  As you are well aware, some people do that sort of thing. I think his case (assuming he would try to make the case that he was not masturbating stream side) would be strengthened if he could show that he is right handed because I think it's reasonable to argue that were he masturbating stream side, he'd have used his dominant hand and held the iPhone in the other; that is to say the left.  I realize this isn't an air-tight defense, but it would certainly be enough to sow the seeds of doubt.  I'd also argue that while the river is very attractive, it's not that attractive.  Of course, he was looking at his phone, not at the river.

Needless to say, I'll be back (to fish).  So perhaps we'll eventually settle this once and for all.

Yours,

Brayshaw

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To: T.J.Brayshaw@TheCulvert

From: English.Jonny@TheCulvert 

Sent: Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Where to fish and/or do other things

Dear T.J.,

I should imagine it might be easier to have laid the iPhone on the tractor wheel or other convenient surface, while enjoying the comfort of a seat? 

This is the curious part to me. Standing up just isn't practical.  Let’s just hope he wasn’t pissing in your river.

Do you recall the size of that white hackle you sent me for the carp flies?  I need to get some more.

Yours,

Jonny