noun / beer/bi(ə)r/
An alcoholic beverage usually made from malted cereal grain (as barley), flavored with hops, and brewed by slow fermentation.
noun / lager/ ˈlägər/
Originally a German beer, effervescent and light in color and body, now made in immense quantities in the United States. A lot like making love in a canoe.
If fucking close to water is really your thing, I suggest you buy an actual canoe. Sport Billy has a really nice one for sale at a rather good price. In the meantime, do consider visiting Scotland, where real hospitality - and real ale - awaits!