Some time ago, English Jonny asked me a very good question: "T.J., you have a cat. Why? A cat provides nothing but hair everywhere, and the untimely view of an anus at the breakfast table. What good is a cat?"
Before I could answer, his wife replied: "Ha! The answer then must be the same to 'What good is a husband.'
I spit out my toast and jam, but promised to ponder the question.
Now, I have a good answer.
I like English Jonny's wife. That being said, great post!
ReplyDeleteI still maintain that I don't have use for a pencil sharpener at breakfast.
ReplyDeleteBy the way; that cat will never take with such a bent line. And are her claws even sharp?
That cat DID take. Did you not see the second and third picture?
ReplyDeletei now know how to spend my time during the mid summer doldrums....
ReplyDeletehere kitty kitty kitty....
So you say, but the cat seems to have taken just once, which I remind you, once again, is no claim to anything.
ReplyDeleteI note that your pussy is boss-eyed, so it is quite likely she took the fly by mistake and quite literally where she thought it was not.
I bet you can get some pretty mean ghetto nymph dubbing (I'm thinking hares-ear substitute) from that kitties brush.
ReplyDeleteJust try landing that critter. Absent a bang stick, you're gonna be torn to shreds. Think Blue Fish 'cept the teeth are on the feet. Boga doesn't make a grip with a handle long enough to handle that safely.
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